Freebies

Yesterday:

"What are you watching?"

"People giving birth."

"WHY are you watching people giving birth?!?"

"It's amusing."

"What?"

"Hey, we got free channels for a limited time only. Might as well make use of it right?"

Today:

"What are you watching?"

"People who got brainwashed."

"WHAT.."

"It's about weird cults in America that make kids and people do weird stuff."

"Ahh... I see. What's this?"

"This dude here says he's God. And that girls gotta 'entertain' him or they'll burn in Hell."

"Ohmygaw.."

"And that dude is some black-supremacy nut who wants to kill white people."

Later... 

"What are you watching?"

"Bridezillas."

I'll admit. Free channels do offer interesting entertainment at times.