"I don't know what I'm passionate about. I'm passionate about not doing anything."
-Stephanie Ng
"Alright, so for your homework assignment, I want you guys to draw a tool in your house."
"Can I draw my brother?"
-Art class exchange between Kalani and Justin
"You know, your leaves look like a marijuana bud."
"WHUT."
"Here I'll show you!"
"But I didn't refer to any plants to draw that! I just created it!"
"That's cause your spirit animal is a stoner hippie."
"Esther, we draw with our eyes and hands, not with our brains."
"In the next class you're gonna come in here all stoned. And I'm gonna go, 'Esther, have you finished your assignments?' And you're gonna be like, 'Yamon.' "
Practically 99% of the quotes above are from art class.
I swear I want to kill this teacher of mine.
*Note: The ones containing "stoned" references involved a rather hungover(again) Kalani. Just sayin'.
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