Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Quotes

"He's being seriously weird today. We should get him something. What's good for a hangover?"
"Like, fried, fatty food. The fat absorbs the alcohol."
"Does he even like fried food?"
"I don't know. He looks like he does. I'm sure he likes fried food cause..."
"... cause he's fat."
-Art class conversation with Christine and Kennedy

"Are you guys talking about me?"
"No."
"Yes. Uh, no."
"That's it! F's for all of you! Unless you're saying nice things, then A's! A's for all of you!"

-Art class with (a hungover)Kalani Largusa

"Do you guys have any questions?"
*silence*

"About the drawings?"
*silence*

"About life?"
*murmuring*
"I'm very knowledgeable. About a lot of things. Like, horticulture."

-Art class with (a highly-caffeinated)Kalani Largusa

"Attention: The gym will be closing in thirty minutes. I repeat, the gym will be closing in thirty minutes."
"David, when did you get here?"
"Oh, like a couple minutes ago."

-Gym conversation with David and Kiahna 

"David, how many kids do you want to have?"
"Zero. And two hamsters."

-Some random conversation with David 


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