Turned On

Today I indulged in my inner geek.

How can any girl NOT find this a total.. -----?!?!

Okay so not everyone knows this; but I'm a total Star Wars buff. I just freaking love it. I can't live without Star Wars. Just like how some people can't live without their pathetic Twilight, but Star Wars is a legendary, epic trilogy that depicts everything that is awesome to a nerd like me. 

Hot guys are a bonus.

What? Don't give me that look. I'm a young woman after all. I DESERVE to gush over freakishly sexy actors/rockers/tennis players/country singers/Scotty McCreery/other men...

*COUGH* Sorry. My hormones are getting jumpy. Anyways, moving on..

Ah, this. Thiiiiiis. 

I gush about this scene all the time to my girlfriends, my sister, my brother(poor thing), and, on special occasions, to friends who rather not hear about it. But then, it turns out they do wanna hear about it!

"Dude, did you see those ABS?? I mean... cmooooon!! He's freaking..---!! *dies*"

"Oh I'm sorry, I was too busy looking at NATALIE PORTMAN?!"

Whathey, I don't care! How can Hayden Christensen's awesomeness ever be overshadowed by some lame chic who dresses up to go to bed? EXACTLY. And she got to hug him too, much to my agitation. I was furious. I felt precisely like this:

"You get your hands off him and those muscles and those abs right now woman..."

Ah. Jealousy. XD

But seriously, how does that above scene NOT turn a girl on...?? I told this particularly to a certain friend whom I was having argumentative debates with about this, and we ended up with:

"He choked his wife and killed her."

"So? I'm attracted to men who commit domestic violence."

Honestly, I don't know where that answer came from. I was a lunatic. Oh dear. Help.

That's how much I love Anakin. Oh help. I'm going crazy. Run people. RUN FOR YER LIVES.