"GRAWHHGRAWHHHGRAWWHH!!"
Heck yes I am.
I'm creating a new breed of woman: The Gentlewoman.
Does not actually apply to relationships between female friends, but in fact, vice versa.
The Gentlewoman treats the member of the opposite sex just like how a gentleman would treat a woman or a lady.
Why? Because being the weaker counterpart is too mainstream. I'm going hipster.
Or because there is a tremendous lack of gentlemen in this world, hence women must now start assuming the positions that were left vacated by the REAL men of the past, who treated a lady like a lady. Not like the fake ones of today who try and try but eventually failing and falling behind in the statistics, much to the disgust of the fairer sex.
Oh yes, that's what real women are made out of, right here. I'll roar at anyone who tries to harm the person who has newly-assumed the role of the fairer sex, whenever we are out. Though things might get difficult when I'm with my brother. Oh well.
I'm a LADY.
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