SCHOOL AND PJ

PENDIDIKAN JASMANI CHAOS.

LOL on Friday there was this war of words between me and my pj teacher Beh Mail Yin.
She was accusing me so directly and forcibly like the last time Ang Swee Tin accused me in Form 1.

BMY : The girls in the back row!! Why nvr change into your pj clothes???!!!
JIA : *speaking for all of us. Teacher we didnt know we had to bring today.
BMY : *points finger directly at me and shouts; THAT GIRL KNEW!!!!
ME : O_O What on earth... ? ?
BMY : SHE KNEW!!! LAST WEEK I WAS TELLING THE WHOLE CLASS AND SHE WAS TOO BUSY TALKING!! SUMMORE DUNWAN COPY HER NOTES!!!
ME : HUH? But teacher i really didnt know! And i copied the notes!
JIA : Teacher she copied the notes.
BMY : *silent for a moment. How abt the other week!!!??? I asked you to copy the notes but you didnt!!!
ME : HUH????? But teacher that week you nvr wrote anything on the board! How was i supposed to write notes when i dunno what to write??
BMY : *starts bla-blaing on and on and on abt not having respect for your teachers and yada yada yada... -.-

Why she loves to pick on me i have no idea. There were like so many other girls who didnt bring their baju pj and she accused me of knowing when they were in the class as well the previous week??? LOL mad teacher. =.= These teachers somehow love picking on me when i dont hate them whatsoever which is ironic( minus my beloved Sadhana, obviously. How could i not love her).

After i chilled down i decided to go run a survey on myself! 8D
This time it does not involve girls as they tend to give the same answer and you cant trust girlfriends as to them you always look pretty/slim/smart.

ME : CHOO! Do you think i'm fat?
CHOO : No..
Interpretation : i dont really care. -.-

ME : Zhi ming do you think i'm fat?
PILLOW : No you're not.
Interpretation : convincing enough...

ME : Oii my white marshmallow friend! :D
YIP : Isshh why you keep calling me that?
ME : Do you think i'm fat?
YIP: Nope. :D
Interpretation : Quite convincing... ._.

ME : Hey Ajay do you think i'm fat?
AJAY : Err.. you're pleasantly plump! :D
ME : WHAT?? Whats that supposed to mean? 0.o
AJAY : It means you're plump in a pleasant way! :D
ME : So you're saying i'm fat la..
AJAY : Noo... pleasantly plump! :D
ME : Means fat la!
AJAY : Nooooo... pleas---
ME : Oh shuddup. And this coming from a boy who doesnt exercise.
AJAY : Do you exercise?
ME : Everyday hah. Beat that.
AJAY : Then why arent you slim?
ME : Oh get lost. You think so easy go work out yourself la.-.-
Interpretation : omg im fattt!!! T_T

EEee stupid ajay haiiih. i was beginning to think i wasnt fat after all but then he pushed me back to square one. I feel so insulted sobs. So the next day..

ME : IVOR! Am i plump?
YIP : YES you are! :D
ME : So ajays right!?
YIP : hahah nolah you not plump la. You're just fine. XD

I didnt have time to go round asking the rest and anyway i think Choo's getting annoyed by me. Sorry la Choo :( Yes i annoyed him all week. :D But then i annoy him all the time.

So i just asked the most convincing person in sch. XD Hahahah thank you my white marshmallow friend. 8D

However, i created an equation just for myself:
FOOD+ESTHER= LIPIDS+CARBO
(Yes im a very scientific person. )

Dont anybody dare disagree with me now. Bahh.

one word : OBESE! D: