BANNED.

BANNED

Hahah. My bro's been forbidden from touching his beloved computer till he does all his work. And therefore the comp's all mine. For now. XD And also because his marks were terrible.

ESTHER : What did you get for your maths?
JOEL : 74.
ESTHER : Let me see the paper.

*flip flip*

ESTHER : Why your objective questions so many mistakes? Or else you could've gotten A!
JOEL : The last part we got not enough time to finish! Teacher was saying "30 saat lagi cepat cepat.." so we just tembak la!
ESTHER : No such thing la. Your time management is just horrible. One hour is enough wan.
JOEL : You dont believe you ask everyone else!
ESTHER : Okay look here. Number 34.. the diagram shows a picture of a square. Given the area of the square is 64cm2. What is the perimeter of the square?
JOEL : I tembak that one oso.
ESTHER : So, how do you find the perimeter?
JOEL : Er.. divide by four.
ESTHER : Wrong. They gave you the area of the square. How do you find the area?
JOEL : Times.
ESTHER : Times what?
JOEL : Eerr.. Length times breadth.
ESTHER : Okay. So? they gave you the area is 64. A square has sides all same length right? So how do you find the length of one side?
JOEL : Divide by two.
ESTHER : .....................
JOEL : Heeeeeeeeeeeee.
ESTHER : How do you find the area again???
JOEL : Length times breadth.
ESTHER : So the square's sides all same length right? So what times what equals to 64?
JOEL : Errr.. wait ah...
ESTHER : Haiyo.
JOEL : i know! 16 x 4!
ESTHER : ....................!! The square has sides all same length la!
JOEL : So? Correct la.
ESTHER : SO? The length and breadth same number la! What times what equals to 64?
JOEL : err.. i dunno.
ESTHER : Recite your 8 times table.
JOEL : 1x8=8
2x8=16
3x8=34
4x8=32
5x8=40
6x8=48
7x8=56
8x8= sixty-f....... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ESTHER : Ohhhhhhh. So whats the perimeter?
JOEL : eight plus eight plus eight plus eight! :D
ESTHER : Smart boy. =.=

So as you can see, my brother is an education nightmare. I always wonder how his poor tuition teacher deals with him especially after i tried teaching him that question. And that was only one question. 0.0 Holy crap.

one word : 64.